I spik Googlenglish

To make it fast, I automatically translated the text of the last post with Google. Turns out I sound like Elena, our Russian friend from a couple of posts ago. Oh yes, machines can do the job with a touch of art. How else can you define the translation of the last sentence...

Here is the glowing piece of translation for all those puzzled non italian-speaking friends:

"The past settimana finally we have given ourselves to the crazy joy! We have made six days of vacation very. As the good Vigliucci says, perhaps e' hour of preoccuparci. Pelomeno pero' has been little, but good, as they say.
Foto1: M. and T. in rests to Coronado, the island of forehead to Saint Diego with downtown Saint Diego like background. We have tested with succeeding the new machine, covering 1200 miles (1920KM) for one medium of 23 miles for gallon, one sciccheria for the medium consumptions Americans (and here the equivalence e' a little impietosa one, but you hold account that e' two thousand, e' a heavy one, e' 4X4, we were little cargos, with the wind against, and the mountains, a bag of moschini sticks you to the windshield that weighted down to us….insomma 9.3KM/l in freeway for the miseriaccia!). However we have explored with succeeding the piece of Californian coast that we had not still seen, that from Los Angeles to Saint Diego.
Photo 2&3 T. and M. to Imperial Beach, hardly outside Saint Diego.
To part several the kilometrici spiaggioni classics to Californian we have uncovered a pair of nearly mediterrane pearls like spiagge of Laguna Beach in Orange County (the Photos here over) and the Jolla, shortly before Saint Diego. Warm waters - for the crystalline standards of the Pacific and, to make enough to declare to M.: “Ah, the bath it I can here even make!”. If it had not been for all those biondazze with the strarifatte breasts to ruin the panorama, would be just a paradise…"

Absolute genius.